Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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To be honest
I only bought a computer in the hope of that foxy lady who was in Weird Science popping out my laptop, I mean she seemed to love geeky nerd boys so I thought I'd be her perfect date.
I tell you, next time I'm just buying an inflatable doll and an ashtray for afterwards.
( , Sat 30 Sep 2006, 22:27, Reply)
I only bought a computer in the hope of that foxy lady who was in Weird Science popping out my laptop, I mean she seemed to love geeky nerd boys so I thought I'd be her perfect date.
I tell you, next time I'm just buying an inflatable doll and an ashtray for afterwards.
( , Sat 30 Sep 2006, 22:27, Reply)
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