Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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My best mate Colin......who even though he's a Geordie, for some God foresaken reason he's a Liverpool supporter. Anyway, a few years ago now he got tickets to his first Liverpool game, an FA Cup semi final match.....at Hillsborough.
Now considering that Colin's, how shall we say, a great big fat sweaty bastard, he'd saved a full years worth of pocket money for that ticket, and during the unfortunate accident that occured that fateful day, 3 Big Macs 2 hot dogs and a can of Pepsi were knocked out of Colins hands. I tell you, they certainly don't come any more inappropriate than that for my fat friend Colin.
(, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 0:46, Reply)
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