Broke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Painya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watched the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help) crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.

WOW! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:47, 21 replies)

nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom der plum.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 14:53, closed)

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:09, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:27, closed)

WOW! That was so puerile.
which bit? the bit where you reposted it AGAIN?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 15:53, closed)

Alright Rick Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 16:04, closed)

i'd just like a different record to be played
is that so very much to ask?

IS IT???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 16:28, closed)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 17:07, closed)

NO YOU'RE UPSET

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 17:24, closed)

Says the person who went on about Chompy for more than three years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:48, closed)

IT WAS A FAMILY RUN PIZZERIA NOT A PIZZA HUT ACTUALLY

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 1:21, closed)

Run from a pizza oven situated in your very own garden?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 11 Aug 2014, 15:33, closed)

C'mon
We all know the real answer is every time she goes on top
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 20:25, closed)

I'd just like to extend my thanks to Amorous Badger
for reposting Knob Fartbelm's moronic ravings, ensuring that, despite having the aforementioned Fartbelm on ignore, I still have to read his illiterate attempts at communication.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 21:21, closed)

Yawn

( rofl harris, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 22:25, closed)

^More rewarding to read than the OP.

(SlantedScience, Sat 9 Aug 2014, 4:41, closed)