What Makes You Cry?
That bit in the Railway Children when Jenny Agutter says "Daddy! My Daddy!". Gets me every time. I am 48 years old.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:51)
That bit in the Railway Children when Jenny Agutter says "Daddy! My Daddy!". Gets me every time. I am 48 years old.
( , Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:51)
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Before I had children I thought that crying was for southern nancies... Then I had children, and I cry at every fucking thing. I've also been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, and had a bit of therapy (many issues from an overbearing father); that's unblocked most emotional things. So, top 10 at the moment...
10) The first part of 'UP' - sobs with snot.
9) The end of 'Toy Story 3' - shivering gulping sobs.
8) When either of my children says 'I love you daddy' - silent dripping tears.
7) The end of 'Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence' - stunned silent dripping tears.
6) The soundtrack to 'Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence' - see above.
5) My wife talking about the song that Howard sings Bernadette, and then she gets teary - hugging shaking sobs.
4) 'The JCB Song' - Usually driving so quiet weeping.
3) Borrowing money from my parents because life has been shit this year - No eye contact, lots of wobbly lips.
2) "Daddy! My Daddy!" - can't talk, or breathe.
1) Thinking about all of these things, writing this list - gaspy, snotty and stupid.
No, I don't know why I did it to myself either.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:36, 40 replies)
Before I had children I thought that crying was for southern nancies... Then I had children, and I cry at every fucking thing. I've also been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder, and had a bit of therapy (many issues from an overbearing father); that's unblocked most emotional things. So, top 10 at the moment...
10) The first part of 'UP' - sobs with snot.
9) The end of 'Toy Story 3' - shivering gulping sobs.
8) When either of my children says 'I love you daddy' - silent dripping tears.
7) The end of 'Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence' - stunned silent dripping tears.
6) The soundtrack to 'Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence' - see above.
5) My wife talking about the song that Howard sings Bernadette, and then she gets teary - hugging shaking sobs.
4) 'The JCB Song' - Usually driving so quiet weeping.
3) Borrowing money from my parents because life has been shit this year - No eye contact, lots of wobbly lips.
2) "Daddy! My Daddy!" - can't talk, or breathe.
1) Thinking about all of these things, writing this list - gaspy, snotty and stupid.
No, I don't know why I did it to myself either.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:36, 40 replies)
You are so gay that there's no way on Earth that 'your' children are really 'yours'.
Your wife's been fucking a real man while you've been dreaming of cock and hanging around public lavatories.
AICMFP.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 20:46, closed)
Your wife's been fucking a real man while you've been dreaming of cock and hanging around public lavatories.
AICMFP.
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It's almost as if this week's QOTW was designed to flush out all the megagays
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( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 22:28, closed)
they hardly need flushing out
they'd post their wahwahboohoos if you asked them for their favourite Rowdy Roddy Piper fight.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 22:34, closed)
they'd post their wahwahboohoos if you asked them for their favourite Rowdy Roddy Piper fight.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 22:34, closed)
I never liked Roddy Piper's fights, his talent was cutting promos and getting other people to cut promos.
I remember the one where Shaun Michaels ended the tag team partnership with Marty. I was inconsolable for a month after that incident and stills brings tears to my eyes*
*possibly all untrue.
( , Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:15, closed)
I remember the one where Shaun Michaels ended the tag team partnership with Marty. I was inconsolable for a month after that incident and stills brings tears to my eyes*
*possibly all untrue.
( , Tue 12 Aug 2014, 7:15, closed)
ignore these childless dried-out husks
and relax about it. you're not the only one.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:53, closed)
and relax about it. you're not the only one.
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 21:53, closed)
he's not the only one on here with poorly managed mental health issues ... that's for damn fucking certain
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I don't think this is an appropriate topic for "I know you are but what am I?" jokes.
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I had not realised that having children completely robs you of your dignity
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it does if a few fishy droplets of spunk are the only creative thing you've produced in your life
( , Mon 11 Aug 2014, 22:23, closed)
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Not just your dignity,
but also your time, your life and your liberty. Ask Gary Glitter.
( , Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:51, closed)
but also your time, your life and your liberty. Ask Gary Glitter.
( , Tue 12 Aug 2014, 11:51, closed)
I don't think there's ever been a more appropriate time to say
MTFU, you quivering nancy
( , Tue 12 Aug 2014, 9:56, closed)
MTFU, you quivering nancy
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