One-stop photo
I was working in a photocopying shop that happened to be next to a photo processing place. One lunchtine, some prick in a suit walked in and arrogantly slapped his film canister down on the counter. Didn't say a word.

I looked at the film. I looked at him. He looked at me in that way people look at uniformed shop monkeys - like I was a turd under his shoe.

"Yes?" I asked, with the intonation of 'what do you want, dickhead?'

He even didn't speak. I wasn't worthy of that. He just gestured to the film on the counter with an 'are you some kind of retard?' expression.

"It's a film." I remarked.

"CAN. YOU. DEVEL-OP. IT?" he enunciated, as if speaking to an incontinent old woman.

"THIS. IS. A PHOTO-COPY-ING. SHOP." I retorted in the same manner.

He reddened. He snatched the film. He stormed out of the shop, pursued by my sneering laughter.

One of the many jobs I was fired from.
(frankspencer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:39, 5 replies)

looking forward to more stories from you
this week

you'd better not disappoint me

*shakes fist*

cos if you do....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:47, closed)

Ha ha ha ha ha
nothing like seeing the arrogant taken down a peg or three.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:57, closed)

Love it!
Heh heh! Nice one. Clickworthy!
( Vambo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:15, closed)

I'm a little disappointed
So far none of your customers have ripped open their blouses to reveal their rigid nipples and begged you to roger them senseless.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 15:09, closed)

What he ^ said
*clicky*
(Caveat Emptor, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 1:46, closed)