Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Oh man, my dad's such a cunt he once cut my hand off.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:16,
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I suggest you retaliate......by doing exactly the same to him, before getting him into a fight with his boss which will inevitably end up with him throwing his boss down a cavernous pit. Then nick his hat.
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I'm a bit pissed off with it really.There's this really hotbit of posh totty that I'm into, only she seems to fancy this bloke who's a bit of a crook.
Disability like this could RUIN my chances.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:26,
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That's what you getFor playing "Arab Justice". It's not a proper father/son game.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:28,
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so your story is...lolz
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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Now that's the kind of strict parenting I approve off, how come you turned out such a usless cunt?(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:55,
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this REALLY happened(
the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:11,
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Did you get him back by removing his helmet?(
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:08,
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