Dad stories
I love my Dad. He was the most creative man I have ever known. If something was broken, he would get out his tools and fix it. He was a farmer and he loved it. I can't tell you all the "fixes" he had on the farm machinery. If he wanted a new building, he built it. Ultimately, it was this very trait and a really stubborn nature that lead to his death seven years ago. I miss you Dad, we all do.
(countryglc, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:20, 13 replies)

i don't. i never met your dad.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:22, closed)

a cuntier reply
would be hard to find.

You have quite obviously never lost a loved one.
(MostlySunny, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:26, closed)

Oh come on now.
That's barely scraping bit shitty never mind cunty.

'I hated your dad every minute he lived. I'm glad he ended his days in *whatever unpleasant fashion he ended his days in* and I'm actually heading off to shit on his grave before raping your mum.'

Now THAT'S cunty.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:28, closed)

You could do far worst than that if you wanted.
"He spent all that time on the farm because he couldn't bare the disapointment his offspring were growing up into"
"Yeah', but maybe there was truth in those rumours? You remember what that lady said once, she had a point, even if we did laugh it off"
"If only he had someone take on his leggacy, it's a shame to see a lifetime's work down the drain, at least mum's sorted for life on the sale of the land."

...etc
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:07, closed)

Wow , AB's back in style
It's been a barren couple of weeks
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 20:03, closed)

Just try and think where you last left it
they usually turn up.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:29, closed)

no, because i am immortal omnipotence and so is everyone i've ever known.
you fucking idiot.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:35, closed)

Yeah, this isn't a comedy site janet you prick.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 13:50, closed)

i don't know what i was thinking.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:02, closed)

Make the replies funny then
Cunty doesn't always = funny.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:23, closed)

funny like yours, you mean?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:34, closed)

Yeah
Now your getting the hang of it...
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:37, closed)

countryglc.
i can only apologise for inadvertently implying that your poor old stubborn, creative, farming, dead dad was a massive jew-hating rapist while he was alive. that was not my intention at all.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:35, closed)