You know what makes the story? The fact that we all now know you have big jubblies.
(Bababoon, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:01, 2 replies)

I'd have never guessed that a lady poster had breasts from this post unless she gave a description of them before telling the story.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:03, closed)

Right, I am known for having huge yet deliciously pert knockers
is always guaranteed to get people reading when they see that header..

References to how much you enjoy giving head and how you're really good at it has the same result. Same goes for mentioning a bit of girl on girl experimentation.

Know your audience I say. And the audience mainly comprises of sweaty handed perverts

Yeah girls, you know who you are.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:19, closed)

I'm not sure who to be more sorry for
the saddos who fawn over every woman online who admits to being one,

or the saddos who attack every woman online who admits to being one, and think that makes them more witty and sophisticated.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:31, closed)

I have a penis and have been known to leave my Y-fronts laying around the bedroom floor
form a queue ladies.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:18, closed)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:13, closed)

can i like them too?

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:25, closed)

Not the jubblies thing.

It's the hatted Dad playing Dido at nuclear volumes in the kitchen. I want to take him for a beer.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:04, closed)

it was
'she's a maniac' tonight.
(dragondracus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:09, closed)