Lights blue touch paper...
Like a dog to its vomit, I'm drawn repeatedly to contribute to internet forums. Its like an addiction, but each time I wonder why in the name of all things stupid, I actually bothered.

A recent case in point was my (brief) foray into the world of /talk (yes here). I had not realised that it was populated by a group of characters who share a number of (not very pleasant) attributes. The very least of these is the overt aggression shown to anyone who has not been "invited" to "speak". I use the word "invited" as it would seem that this would have to be the case. there would also appear to be a great deal of arse-licking back-slapping as well. For a so-called humourous site, there is precious little humour. I did begin to wonder when the majority would actually be thinking about the progression from puberty, but have reconciled myself to the fact that they are developmentally restricted. I figure they have such a small life that they feel the need to express a persona far larger than their own meagre actual existence. Result; no intellectual ability found, above that of the average village idiot.
What indeed, the very fuck WAS I thinking?
Kind of ties in with this: b3ta.com/questions/theman/post761031
I think the answer is therefore: "Fuck off shitcunts".
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:29, 26 replies)

Let me be the first to say..
..who the fuck said you could speak! Ha ha.

Now, I am off to my village who will probably be wondering where I am. I always find that you have to use a certain amount of selective reading on any and all forums (especially ones including mothers for some reason) whereby I try to let the mindless abuse wash over me and the intelligent abuse hit home as it deserves to.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:34, closed)

All right, calm down
Amorous Badger will be along in a minute.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:37, closed)

Isn't that
like an honour, or something?
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:38, closed)

...or something.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:39, closed)

There's very little arse licking, unfortunately
there's definitely a low tolerance towards needy moaning dullards (superiority complex optional), mind you.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:40, closed)

Superiority complex
Thats what I was thinking of - you certainly have one as have most of the posters and to be fair I read far more than I posted due to needless and excessive aggression.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:45, closed)

It's difficult not to feel superior
when faced with such unpunctuated outpourings of self-pity.
Just saying, like.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:49, closed)

You appear to have stolen the word "shitcunt"
Looking through your posts you've clearly been called one.

Though I only looked at a smattering of what you've posted, it's kind of ironic, because you bitch about others whining when several of your posts do nothing but: usually about others whining.

I don't personally give a rat's arse what you think of the people here: many I don't know and many I also do not care about. But a friendly word of advice: stay if you think you'll grow to like the people here, leave if you don't, but bear in mind you'll make no friends by having your time of the month all over the board.

That's all.
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:41, closed)

Don't feed the troll.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 14:53, closed)

WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You've really stuck the boot in there, and appear in no way upset.






































































Oh no.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:43, closed)

tl:dr

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 12:00, closed)

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuum the pixels formed rude words
Turn the internet off :(
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:51, closed)

Show us your tits

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:53, closed)

You didn't tell me it had tits
can we keep it? PLEASE?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:54, closed)

You can't throw a blobstrop without tits, it's a scientific fact

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:57, closed)

Oh yes you can
But maybe only if you are a male LARPer.
(Cockroach-Sombrero Cook Pass Babtridge, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:55, closed)

If it'll cheer you up,
*bums*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:18, closed)

ooh. hark at it.
now, SHUT THE FUCK UP, there's a love.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:55, closed)

Nope
Dont like it? Ignore it.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:59, closed)

Dun dun dun
Another one bites the dust
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 19:29, closed)

Oh bloody hell.
You're not really cut out for this site, are you? Learn photoshop and post on /board, they're usually a fluffy bunch.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:12, closed)

Here

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   d88P  888     888         888     888        888 Y88b888     888       888  888     888 888 Y88b888 
  d88P   888     888         888     888        888  Y88888     888       888  888     888 888  Y88888 
 d8888888888     888         888     888        888   Y8888     888       888  Y88b. .d88P 888   Y8888 
d88P     888     888         888     8888888888 888    Y888     888     8888888 "Y88888P"  888    Y888 

There there.
(spaffwrap indulged his power socket fetish on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 2:31, closed)

I pretty much just read this as White noise

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:07, closed)

Fair enough
You see what you want to see and hear what you want to hear.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:57, closed)

can I just ask.....
was your experience pretty much identical to putting up with the deluge of spite and vitriol identical to the deluge of spite and vitriol featured in replies to this question?
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:41, closed)

you can ask...
and as you do; you can either see this as, a piece of super-irony or a supreme vindication.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:08, closed)