What was I thinking?
CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
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Monday night.....
"He's in Iraq" she said
"He's out there for six months" she said
"I haven't had sex for two months" she said
"I feel like a god-damn virgin" she said
"Take me back to yours, I know it's just round the corner" she said
"No" I said.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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Tut! women.
Sluts! every last man jack of them.
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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she was an old flame I bumped into...
...not just some random slagbag.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:04,
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I was joking you mong.
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girlinthehole, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:07,
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i was trying to defend her honour.
reading my original QOTW entry tho I needn't bother really!
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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That's no way to speak to your mother
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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Have you met his mother?
It might be fair comment
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:00,
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Nope, but I want too now.
Is she hot? Will she eat my bumhole like a chimpanzee eating an orange?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:06,
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yes she is...
and no she won't unfortunately.
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:08,
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The big picture
You didn't piss off a bloke that has been off shooting people for months. Good idea in the long run.
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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^ This
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:10,
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That^
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bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:14,
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^The other^
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ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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^ Your mother
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:17,
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I druther
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:18,
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Oh brother.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:24,
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He'd smother
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 15:33,
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Your futher
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McChinaman banned, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 17:00,
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Well done.
I'd have been tempted to explain to the silly little whore that she should leave the guy if she doesn't like his profession, not just become the town bike.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 18:02,
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Nothing's ever as simple as that
Though try telling that to anyone dishing out advice on the internet...
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Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:20,
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Of course it is.
Nobody needs sex or, if they do, they need help before the rape charges mount.
Leaving him, perhaps not so easy -- but fucking behind his back solves nothing and makes more problems (especially in a divorce hearing, for example) which not being a whore could solve.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:29,
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