No, really, I have no idea...
My relationship had gone from bad to worse. It wasn't really a relationship any more, more of a dirty little secret. We didn't live together,(That had become totally impossible, but it's really not my tale to tell) we slept together, he whined about it, and that was that. So here's the last lap then..

He discovered Facebook, and persuaded me to join in. So I did, and every time I added anyone of the male persuasion he'd grill me as to how I knew them, how long for, and did I "Know them" in the biblical, sweaty sense. So I blocked him, and he went mental, calling me at all hours and crying and whining about it all. Then he called me in tears at 3am, apologising, for guessing my password and reading all of my emails. Any sane woman would have called the Police, or at least told him to leave me alone. I'm sure I did try to get him to leave me alone but it didn't happen, for whatever reason.

He gatecrashed a girls night out (not for the first time) and whispering in my ear about my mates giving him evils (also not for the first time). Finally I grew a pair and got out of my seat, caught up with my friends, bid them a good night and caught a taxi. He got into the taxi with me and kept on for the whole journey about how I'd made a show of him because I was trying to cop off with his mate. At the top of my street, I stopped the cab, paid the driver and ran away off up my street. I could hear running feet behind me, I kicked for home, although knowing that I was competing with an international standard athlete (for real! he still coaches children) made my breath catch in my throat and my legs burn, if I could just.. BANG!

The street had gone sideways, my arm and head exploded with pain. The bastard had caught me up, grabbed my arm and slapped me hard around the head (I think, I'm not sure that I stayed conscious) "You're fucking dumped you bitch!" he yelled at my back as I got up sobbing and limped off home. I fumbled in my bag, the front door was opened by my daughter who held me close, then plied me with hot tea until I felt able to get some sleep. And yet I couldn't shake him off. I started to sleep with him again after a few weeks sulking. I encouraged him to see other women, knowing that he'd finally leave me alone. But he failed to find anyone for ages, until suddenly he found someone through his coaching, and I could walk away, all the way away, even though he kept asking me to sleep with him, saying "What are you thinking, it probably wont last with her?"

He now can't understand why I wont stay friends with him, he even shouted down the street at me the other day, demanding to know why I won't speak to him, when we "Weren't even properly together when I started seeing her." I know what I'm thinking now...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:29, 11 replies)

I was feeling rather sympathetic
until " I started to sleep with him again after a few weeks sulking".

I bet he's sane enough and it's you that's the psycho...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:15, closed)

You mong

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:18, closed)

Well
2 sides to every story
(lemonadegame, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:50, closed)

stop worrying, he's a cunt

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:16, closed)

^this

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:35, closed)

:-)
I was a twat, I got better is probably equally on topic, although a bit short..
it's a real cliche, but it feels as though all that happened to someone else and I only woke up about a year ago.

(and it's why I changed my name)
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 22:54, closed)

Whatever you are, no one deserves to be clobbered while running away.
I know a guy....
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:05, closed)

true

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:12, closed)

He sounds like a grade A fruit loop
but at least you finally got rid of him.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:03, closed)

He sounds like a cunt,
but the starting sleeping with him again was a mistake.
(TheColonel, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:35, closed)

Fucking hell, ouch
he is an arsehole thats not right in the head.
Yeah not sure about the sleeping with him bit, but I'm not you and this is limited to words, if that makes any sense
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:47, closed)