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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I am into necrophillia and flaggelation and some people say I am flogging a dead horse but I had so much fun shagging the dead corpse of a young girl I found tied to a train track, I fucked her in every orifice except her mouth because I havent found her head yet...fnaar fnaar
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:31, 12 replies)
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:33, closed)
Comedy gold.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:33, closed)
Is this funny?
If so, I've missed it. Is it a play on words? Dead corpse?
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:34, closed)
I feel an "ignore" coming on real fast.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:44, closed)
you fail

(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:45, closed)

(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:46, closed)
^All these^
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:57, closed)
thats not desperation
Desperation is when you have to claw handfulls of maggots out first.

Or microwave them a bit for that still warm feeling

Or use wire to hold them together
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:12, closed)
I think
dead corpse is actually an oxymoron frank.

Edit, Fail.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:22, closed)
It's more of a tautology if we're being technical. But still absolutely shit.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:28, closed)
*Looks up tautology* i thought tautology was a god in the asterix books.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:33, closed)
.. who cares: The child's an idiot ..

Do his parent know he got near the computer again?

PJM, I agree.

*Clicks the ignore button*
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:46, closed)

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