Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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necrophiliaI am into necrophillia and flaggelation and some people say I am flogging a dead horse but I had so much fun shagging the dead corpse of a young girl I found tied to a train track, I fucked her in every orifice except her mouth because I havent found her head yet...fnaar fnaar
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......tit.
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Comedy gold.Not.
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Is this funny?If so, I've missed it. Is it a play on words? Dead corpse?
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Eh?I feel an "ignore" coming on real fast.
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you fail(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:45, closed)
thats not desperationDesperation is when you have to claw handfulls of maggots out first.
Or microwave them a bit for that still warm feeling
Or use wire to hold them together
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I thinkdead corpse is actually an oxymoron frank.
Edit, Fail.
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Trollman, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:22,
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oxymoron?It's more of a tautology if we're being technical. But still absolutely shit.
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yep*Looks up tautology* i thought tautology was a god in the asterix books.
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Trollman, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:33,
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Arse-Hat.. who cares: The child's an idiot ..
Do his parent know he got near the computer again?
PJM, I agree.
*Clicks the ignore button*
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:46,
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