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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Remember kids, don't try this at home!
When I was 15 my class went on a 4 night camping excursion to the Flinders Ranges (about 500 km from home in the outback) to study geological formations. Being resourceful, the "hip" kids knew that there would be no chance of scoring marijuana there so we planned to take our own supply. After a dozen of us put in some money we bought a 1/2 ounce 2 days before we left and packed it in a sleeping bag.
During the night some bastards broke into the school and stole most of the camping equipment, including our special sleeping bag.
It was decided the night before we left that drugs would be required so we had the brilliant idea of all raiding the bathroom cabinets at home and getting anything remotely drug like.

The first night away, all the tablets, capsules and powders were placed in a bowl and crushed up. We divided it between the 10 of us and snorted the whole lot.

I remember lots of vomit and odd dreams, then we were on the bus home. One kid was bitten by a snake (non-venomous) but ignored the pustulent ulcer on her leg. She was hospitalised for 3 weeks and nearly lost her leg.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:04, 5 replies)
fuck!
Sorry, but that is such a stupid thing to do, how old were you???
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:07, closed)
Are you
from Healesville?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:11, closed)

Yeah that is moronic.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:22, closed)
Moronic- bollocks
Would do the same myself - I mean they had NO drugs man!!??
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:47, closed)
Brilliant.
Top demo of Ocker mentality. Still like it though...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:34, closed)

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