Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Hungry DogMy friend Martin was visiting his girlfriend in Warrington (the dresden of the north), and was left alone with her in the house.
He boned her on the living room floor a couple of times, on the final occasion after withdrawing, shot a rope onto the floor.
Before either of them could react the family dog bounded in and hungrily lapped up the rapidly cooling ejaculate.
Man, that dog had to be desperate.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:40, 6 replies)
Warringtonis where they make Soylent Green.
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andEileen Bilton lives there.
/ancient Ian Skelly reference
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scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:04,
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Dresden of the north?Nice touch.
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Dogs have been known to like the taste of semenFACT
/not from expreience
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:21, closed)
Warrington isnt *that* bad...in fairness, southport and widnes are FAR worse!
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...Isn't the area of Stoke called Dresden the Dresden of the North?
I went to the real Dresden this summer for a conference. It was lovely. Warrington isn't.
Nor's Stoke, come to think of it.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:52,
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