My biggest disappointment today is...
Coming onto qotw and finding all my B3ta friends have disappeared.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:24, 118 replies)

I'm here
*snogs BGB*

Feel better?

Actually BRB as I need to go make some food, but I shall return quickly :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:30, closed)

Ya see.
Everyone leaves me in the end *sobs*

They say they'll come back but they never do *sobs some more*
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:33, closed)

Yes!
Where is the thread with all of the blithering? WHERE?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)

well apart from the fact I didn't see hide nor hair of you for approx a fortnight recently...
am still here :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:37, closed)

Hugs everyone.
*Feels the love*
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:39, closed)

Heeeeeey
I came back :)

*snogs more*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:42, closed)

Hello!
i'm here too! I have had an ace day, got my results today (2.1 - over the moooooooooooon) and am now drinking with my lovely boyf who is technically watching the football.
How is everyone this evening?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:45, closed)

Yay, congratulations Lucy :)
I'm a bit overwhelmed with all the reception stuff I learnt today. Wont have to use it all again for god know's how long as both of our receptionists called in sick today and apparently that's a very rare occurance.

Other than that I'm good and my cat scratch is healing nicely :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:46, closed)

Yay Lucy!
Oooo! it's the beginning of your working life. Good luck cause your going to need it sweetie.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:47, closed)

Thanks becky!
Hope that cat scratch heals soon, my jack russell got me on the arm the other day in an overly enthusiastic cuddle. it stings doesn't it?!
Edit - Thanks BGB! now all i need is a job. hmmmmm.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:47, closed)

Yep
every time I forget about it and get some surgical spirit on it. *ouchies*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:50, closed)

Wooo Lucy!
My cat has not wounded me in a while, not since a friend suggested that every time she bit me I bite her back.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:51, closed)

I wonder where all our other pals are...
*ponders*

It's very strange that it's so quiet on the boards on a Thursday night.

Still, at least we can get a word in edgeways.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:53, closed)

aaw fanks everyone
I am now trying to get drunk but i've eaten so much food today and beer makes me bloated i actually think I might puff up like a balloon and float away in a minute.
Though I could probably fit some more food in first.
hmmm.
*contemplates wandering out to kitchen to find more food*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:53, closed)

Anyone got cake?
Or midget gems?
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:56, closed)

We can only assume that some new cyber-goat-transmitted virus has evolved
and decimated our more talkative b3tans.

Edit: BGB - all I have is beer, I'm afraid. I might make a pizza with anchovies and mackerel on later though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:57, closed)

oooh oooh i do!
I do!
I have leftover birthday cake from Mr VPs birthday (i made it myself) and if you don't fancy my secret ingrediant buttercream then there's always trifle going as well!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:57, closed)

Go for the vodka
works every time :)

I know Ancrenne's doing work stuff, but not sure where everyone else is.

Great, I've got some twat called Sam buzzing my door entry bell and will not say who he's here to see, just "can you open the door please" Fucker
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:58, closed)

Oooo! I love trifle.
*Wants trifle*

Yup! a goat transmitted disease seems to be the only option for their disappearance.

Becky is a veterinary nurse, what do you think Becky?
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 20:59, closed)

Sorry love,
I only deal with small fluffies, not the bigger specimens. But probably yeah
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:01, closed)

I have arrived
on the pretence of doing paperwork, so I do not get disturbed. This chatting in a thread has become somewhat of a tradition now, much better than going on the /talk board (they scare me).
Am on Murphys, the poor mans Guiness, but may finish off that bottle of Bourbon that keeps mocking me.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:02, closed)

Hi Belmsford.
Yup talk is scary. I don't even understand what their saying half the time.

*feels old*
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:04, closed)

Dammit, I TOLD them that sharing goats was dangerous.
Crap! I've just remembered a great answer for the last QOTW - when I worked in Tesco, a strange old tramp came to my counter to inform me that AIDS crossed to humans when "a tribesman made love to a she-monkey", and then advise that I not have sex with monkeys if I valued my health.

Edit - before someone else says it, yes I meant HIV.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:04, closed)

Seems good advice to me...
I just wish Bert had been more careful with his sexual favours.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:06, closed)

I'm off
I'm going to find some more alcomahol and celebrate properly. Have a good night folks!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:06, closed)

God Lucy.
Talk about a fleeting visit.

Have fun.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:07, closed)

Agrees
I find /talk waaaaay too confusing to follow and I don't know anyone there. Granted I'd get to know them (and I'm sure they're all lovely in case anyone from there is reading this), just I prefer it here with fluffeh QOTWrs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:07, closed)

Sorry BGB
Next time i promise you at least half an hour and exclusive rights to my confectionary. *winks*
byeeeeeeeee. x
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:08, closed)

All I can say is that I hope Kaol contracted it after the bash,
as turns out I don't run quickly enough.

Bye Lucy! *waves*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:09, closed)

But then
Ancrenne'd get it. So I'd rather not Wookie
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)

You should have worn protection.
Like running shoes or some shorts.

Can't be too careful if you ask me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)

I meant if he has it all,
but he's not here, so I drew a conclusion.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:13, closed)

Ahh
Point taken.

God it really is quiet on here tonight isnt it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:20, closed)

I'll be off soon also.
Which will mean 5 minutes after I've gone, everyone will appear and lots of fun will be had.

You mark my words.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

Gonna get quiter for a bit I'm afraid,
as my lovely housemate has just made me some dinner.

*noms*

See you in a while...
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

Oh well
was nice seeing you all, even for a short while

*sits alone in the corner*

*gets bored and goes to check on food and faff about on other parts of the net*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:25, closed)

Stop saying its sooooo quiet
Make it noisy ourselves. Got lost in the melee of the great work of fiction that is my timesheet and T&S claim.
*Is hiring Dickens to write next weeks*
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:28, closed)

Oh I thought you'd gone as well
How are we going to make it loud with only two of us here though?

*ponders and goes to check on food again*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:34, closed)

Make that 1
Go keep poking food, work demands my undivided attention now for a while. I have had 4 beers, and am STILL getting picked up to sort out an access control unit in a Mail Centre.
*Considers wearing oldest stuff around, giving it that Hobo look*
Sorry to desert, Becky. ;(
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:45, closed)

Fucking splitters
*shakes fist*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:49, closed)

Hello
I'm here. But only occasionally, as I've a heap of work to get through before bedtime.

I'll pop in occasionally to put in my tuppenceworth.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:50, closed)

Hi K2k6
that's a rather interesting signature you have there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 21:55, closed)

Oh yes
Act 6 was very enjoyable!

Hope you were having as much fun as me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:00, closed)

Ahh have just finished reading
and understand now. Of course, shame you fainted though, might have been more fun if you hadn't.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:05, closed)

I'm BACK! And I'm better* than ever**.
Didn't miss much, I see.

*sniffs*

*For a non-standard value of better.
**For a non-standard value of ever.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:11, closed)

Good stuff, isn't it?
And apparently Acts 7 to infinity are also in the pipeline.

I like the way Legless's only line is "Cheers!"

HLT should be in the theatre wit talent like that....oh, wait a minute.

Edit - Hello you two. I've no drink, just marmalade. Sorry.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:12, closed)

'lo Ancrenne!
You haven't succumbed to the goat-plague then?

I have more San Miguel than I can sensibly drink on a school night, would you like some?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:13, closed)

*chucks around hugs and kisses with gay abandon*

Nice to see you all.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:14, closed)

YA SEE!
What did I tell you. Once I go everyone turns up

*sulks*

I'm really off to bed now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:17, closed)

Evening Ancrenne and Clendrix
how goes it?

Night BGB.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:20, closed)

Evenin!
Ah, bugger it BGB has gone to bed... I was going out but just missed the bus; now I can't be arsed so will settle for wine and newsnight.

Catch you all tomorrow, peeps.

Was it really a week ago?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

Yup
full of food and watching the losers on Big bro.

Christ, feels like ages ago now Davros
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:25, closed)

Hey B and A (and whoever's sticking around)
Things are pretty good. Just thought I'd check in for a while before I go to bed.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:25, closed)

'lo Clendrix,
fancy a liquid lunch tomorrow? It's been a week since I met an internet folk, I'm getting withdrawals.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:28, closed)

If I've been here...
for four years, six months and sixteen days, does that mean my B3ta birthday is 11th December?
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

Not all of us do Ancrenne
some of us are stuck in consulting rooms eating tasty free lunches every day ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

But on the downside to London, it's been three weeks so far and I still haven't recovered from this chest infection...
*blames pollution rather than smoking*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:32, closed)

Wookie
Absolutely!!!

Edit: Looks like, as I seem to busy for most bashes, I'll just be meeting you all one by one!
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:34, closed)

Top hat!
The Boozerie Formerly Known As The Goose? I feel like I should investigate it for old times' sake.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:38, closed)

Perfect
name your time...
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

Hmmm...
Half twelve work for you?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

@clendrix
This is coming across like speed dating! :-)

Perhaps without the speed. Unless you're running away from Kaol and his knife.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

12.30
is fine! Shall I meet you at the door?

Very speedy dating!
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

If you like,
or there's a pic of me from the bash, so you could just meet me at the bar.

*will likely be anxious for alcohol*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:55, closed)

OK
will meet you there!

Edit: no, Kaol didn't have a knife that day - except amongst the cutlery selection provided with lunch.
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:56, closed)

so were not friends now
hmmph!

*flounces*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)

Awesome.
I shall look forward to it. My boss is off so I should be able to get away with spending all afternoon half pissed :)
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:00, closed)

Oh yeah
I'd forgotten about Kaol's nakedness, sans blade.

My day's been fine Ms ancrenne. But I'm still working at the moment. Musical stuff, not day work. But it still has to be finished tonight.

I'll not be on tomorrow though. I'm away all day on business. (Sounds dead flash that, but it's not really).
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:06, closed)

I think my boss
will be around, but I'll be there as long as I can!

Yeh, wear a hat!
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:07, closed)

I can wear the hat if you like.
It's one of an ever-expanding collection. A collection of 2, currently.

I am very picky when it comes to hats.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

A good collection of hats is
an excellent thing to have. I currently have *counts* 4. 5 if I can find one that's eluded my line of sight since I moved in though so I fear it may be lost for good.

Who are you talking to Spimf?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

I guess technically I have 4,
but three are successivvely better versions of the same hat, so the less-good two are retired.

The other one is my washing-up hat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:18, closed)

Right groovers
I'm off again.

See ya tomorrow Wookie!

Speak to the rest of you soon.

*moons*
*runs away*
( thealternativefact, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)

I have but two hats
If you could call them that. One is a baseball cap which I wear on holiday to keep my thin-on-top bits from frying in the sun, and the other is a woolly beanie thing to keep those same semi-bald bits warm in winter.

Does two count as a collection?

Edit - night clendrix.

_{Did I just see your arse?}
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)

nn Clendrix
k2k6 - my non-Trilby is a beanie. It will be used to hide my shame when the Day of Short Hair finally comes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:24, closed)

My work is done for the night
I'm off to bed. Have a good one folks.

G'night

*goes off to scrub tusks*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:29, closed)

I have the clippers all ready,
but it's such a big step, and people keep talking me out of it.

*fears*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:37, closed)

Not yet
but will soon. Hoping that creeping death doesn't occur again tonight
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:38, closed)

I have no idea A
maybe remnants of the crapness of Monday? I felt fine all day today once I'd gotten more sleep, so I'm hoping it wont happen again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

*is bored with being sensible*
Maybe I'll go for mostly-shaved with a nicely old-skool scalp lock.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

Indeed.
I think I'll head to bed now. Hopefully not see any of you at 4am.

Night all xx
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

nn becky
I think I might have to abandon you as well, Ancrenne. My eyes are doing that thing that means it's time to go to bed.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)

I'm still awake!
Who else is?
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

Hellooooo ancrenne :)
Yay, another night owl!
( Maladicta, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

*glees*
I'm hyper and have just seen Prince Caspian at teh cinema. And he is hot.

Oh God, I'm a fangirl. Kill me now.
( Maladicta, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:00, closed)

Ehh... I have strange taste.
And no real fixed "type" though his hair is very like Mr Maladicta's.
( Maladicta, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:16, closed)

Exactly, I don't usually like pretty boys
but this one brings out a certain "ooooo" in me. Mr Maladicta is a gothy type, and you can't get further removed from that!
( Maladicta, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:23, closed)

Well, this is Mr Maladicta with short hair.


He treads the thin line between goth and metaller, but prefers to be thought of as gothic.

(Also, he LOVES to be photographed for some reason, aside from being lully.)
( Maladicta, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:44, closed)

Evening gals
*swans in*

How are we all in here tonight? Well cidered up?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:51, closed)

I admire the gothic culture... thing.
I'm trying to get a bit more into it myself and failing epically at the moment! I do like the flappy coat though :)
( Maladicta, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:54, closed)

PoD
'ning!

I has no alcohol... ancrenne might though.
( Maladicta, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 0:54, closed)

And now
Time to sleep.

Bye gals.

*waves*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:02, closed)

Well
it always appealed to me when I was in my teens and has never really left me; it's only since being with Mr Maladicta it's really occurred to me that I maybe should have done it sooner... I don't like to be labelled either much, but I like me some alternative :)
( Maladicta, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 1:36, closed)

.
.
Chat continues here
.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:20, closed)