Scotland
I made the mistake of ordering a pint of Stella in a pub in Scotland once and the landlord said 'what are yee, a fuckin poof?'
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 10:06, 12 replies)

It was probably the eye liner and mincing walk and not the ordering of the Stella.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 10:46, closed)

Considering our national lager (Tennants) is one of the dishwateriest ones outside of America, I'm frankly amazed at this.
( normix, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 10:52, closed)

I'll take Tennants over Stella any day. French lager is pish.

(McChinaman banned, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 18:41, closed)

It's Belgian.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 19:28, closed)

French lager is Belgian.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 0:36, closed)

Ok, fair point on French beer.
But, like the good Doc said, Beaththewife ain't French.
And if you'd prefer the watery piss that is Tennants to a good solid pint of loopy-juice, you are clearly a denty-brained mong.
A denty-brained mong that CAN'T EVEN DRINK LIKE A MAN.
Do you have it in a half-pint glass? With a FUCKING UMBRELLA IN IT?
YOU UTTER, UTTER POOF.
Although I do think there's good reason to burn down parliament for the cunts making Stella now get watered down from it's formerly at some point after the 8 or 9th pint psychosis-inducing 5.1% to what it is now.
Cunts
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 5:18, closed)

All that being said, my lager of choice these days is Budweiser.
Feel free to scorn.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 5:19, closed)

*points and laughs*
Way to invalidate any opinion you may hold on any form of alcoholic refreshment, stuj.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:49, closed)

You may mock, but you heve never tasted my GENIUS invention of Captain Morgan's Spicy Rum wih Passion Fruit Sunny Delight.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 20:58, closed)

Rum, food colouring, and sugar.
Do you work for Bacardi?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:53, closed)

Despite having no understanding of the naming convention,
it delights me immensely to go in to Scottish pubs and order beer in shillings.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 12:43, closed)

The pub at the end of the street I lived in in Glasgow had an early licence.
I walked in one morning after a nightshift, just wanting to get some change, and ordered a coke.
'WHUR'S YUR LASSIE?' growled the barman.
'Fuck, sorry pal, pint of eighty shilling please' I replied.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Feb 2014, 5:11, closed)