Work experience
Sorry for teh lack of funnies...

Way back when I was in secondary school we had to get work experience for fourth year. My first placement I got in my local vets who the previous year had managed to fix my dogs broken spine. A great place I thought.

Anyways all staff were friendly and the place was run efficiently and there were two public examination rooms, a private one in the back and then the surgery.

One of the days I was in the back room when in walked the cocky cool vet with a young lab puppy. Said puppy was full of puppy beans and jumping all over. The vet hooshed him up onto the table and asked me to watch him. I cooed at him and he was all friendly and waggly.

Vet came back in with a drip and an injection and hooked it into the puppys leg while I calmed him. He then gave it the injection and it drifted off to sleep. I turned to the vet and asked if it was going for surgery now.

He looked at me shocked and produced a black bin bag. As he unhooked the drip and slid the puppy into the bag he said "No! Little fucker nipped the postman, he's dead". He then handed me the bag and told me to throw it into the skip they had out the back.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:02, 15 replies)

that's made me all sad

(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:06, closed)

It's a sad story full of sadness...

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:09, closed)

It made me laugh

(McChinaman banned, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:19, closed)

^This

(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:37, closed)

I also experienced mirth.
Are we bad people?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:41, closed)

based on this straw poll
it's unlikely
(Clashrock is being stalked by his brother on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:43, closed)

I'm not here to judge,
puppy haters...
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:46, closed)

Inured postman are a modern tragedy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:36, closed)

Inured?

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:45, closed)

it means they get used to it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 16:15, closed)

smug cunt
(Cheese Balls, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:08, closed)

I knew I should have stopped reading that after the first paragraph

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:16, closed)

'He then gave it the injection and it drifted off to sleep'
seems like you were a lot more upset about his attitude than the dog was about the whole event.
would it have been better if the dog was old and shitty instead of cute?
A dead dog doesn't care if it's put in the skip or gently placed on a beautiful funeral pyre accompanied by a harp.
perhaps it shouldn't bite a postman.
(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:59, closed)

I liked the story because I'm not a pet person,
but I'll quote you if anyone asks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:37, closed)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid dog!
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 1:54, closed)