My parents both died of cancer.
They didn't drink, but they both died OF CANCER.


I am also a girl.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:03, 30 replies)

Thanks for sharing. Stay strong, you brave brave girl

*puts reassuring hand on inner thigh*
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:10, closed)

For this lovely sympathy I shall one day post about my breasts

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:04, closed)

holy shit, you have breasts?!

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:30, closed)

I like breasts.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:36, closed)

Hello, the smashing stuj.
This is a rather controversial opinion. Are you trying to start a fight?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:06, closed)

i like breasts
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:18, closed)

I don't understand why you're so obsessed with QOTW answers, and whether or not they meet
your exacting, incredibly high standards of comedy. No one forces you here, or forces you to read it - it's the internet equivalent of moaning that there's nothing on television.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:13, closed)

This is exactly the kind of nasty, vindictive trolling which is ruining this support group.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:14, closed)

How dare you fucking disagree with a girl on the internet!
Tadoot! Tadooooot! Sound the Internet White Knight Alarm!


To your stallions men! Lady in distress! Lady in distress!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:17, closed)

He isn't as bad as he used to be, but that's probably because he has succeeded in getting rid of those people who, through their often popular contributions, made him start being a nasty cunt.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:47, closed)

I've quite warmeed to him over time

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:50, closed)

Don't be fooled by his tiny cutesy tiny tiny tiny exterior.
He's actually a monster.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:23, closed)

Somehow
my sympathy for your situation fucking sucks.
Doesn't it?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:45, closed)

Wow, that was cathartic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:01, closed)

Parp!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:35, closed)

hope you don't think this is funny
my parents did both die of cancer.
(Figmaus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:22, closed)

That doesn't give you the right to tell anyone what they find funny, however.
You'll find it quickly reduces down to the playground retort "Actually my dad's in a wheelchair", which automatically demotes you to the rank of "Duh-uh! Your dad's a spazmo!"

Your Mum jokes are funny or not on their own merit, not on whether or not your mum is alive.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24, closed)

I can't believe you gave cancer to his parents.
What kind of a monster are you??
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:28, closed)

A sexy one.
Sexy cancer monster.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30, closed)

Hubba hubba.
Gimme your hot neoplasms, baby.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:41, closed)

I long ago decided to shun conformity and forge ahead with my own definitions for words
By cancer I meant the spinning teacups ride at the funfair

And by died I meant "got a little bit dizzy"
(Figmaus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:48, closed)

Oh I see.
You're a racist.

Well FINE.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:50, closed)

yeah well
my spazmo dad will kick your racist dad's ass

kick = Drool on

ass = Penis
(Figmaus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:54, closed)

LOL

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:43, closed)

I don't believe a word of this.
Perhaps it could be placed in some sort of archive, where it might serve as a warning to others?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:36, closed)

OMG
Not drinking gives you cancer.

Phone the Daily Mail!
( thistle, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:03, closed)

So your story is
You parents didn't drink, but they both died of cancer?

And you're a girl?
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:06, closed)

[insert facepalm picture of your choice here]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:37, closed)

[Insert witticism making me look cooler and funnier than Dr Shambolic that I can't actually think of here]

( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:56, closed)

[insert something in something that could be misinterpreted as a sexual act]
[insert childish sniggering]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)