My father,
when properly badgered, tends to piss in the kitchen sink rather than move himself the many miles to the bathroom.

I only discovered that he does this sort of thing, when, at Christmas past, whilst we had family in and were all pretty Wombled, he decided to slink away into a darkened kitchen and tinkle into the glasses occupying the sink. At the time it was more disgustingly amusing than plainly disgusting. Still, the gran did nearly have another stroke.

At least I got to the bottom of why there were pubes in the sink when I went to go and do the dishes!

p.s. it's his own sink in his own house (not that it makes it alright)
p.p.s. this is my first QOTW - woo.
(Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:18, 13 replies)

Sink pissing
I think many blokes will have pissed in sinks. To be honest, I can't get too upset about it, although amate of mine once pissed in a sink, put the taps running full blast to rinse it all away, only to realise in the mornign that there was a pan in the sink and he'd succeeded only in filling it up.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:48, closed)

I've never done this, on the grounds that I'm not a dirty cunt who's too fucking idle to walk 5 yards to a toilet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:45, closed)

This.
Throwing up in a sink, I can understand (urgency), but pissing? If your incontinent, and rather tall, I suppose...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:28, closed)

On the other hand
if you see him slinking off to the kitchen with a roll of bog paper, you might have words with him.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:15, closed)

clarification needed
Not Pineapple do you mean for a pooh or a wank ?
Are both inappropriate kitchen sink activities?
You humans are complicated.
( spingers, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:48, closed)

Was he pulling out his pubes and chucking them in the sink as well?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:44, closed)

Sink Pissing
Personally, I live in a house with 1 bathroom, located on the upper floor. There are woods behind my house but in the winter it's pretty cold out not to mention the snow. Therefore, it stands to reason, especially while plastered, that if the bathroom upstairs is occupied, it is much quicker and easier to take a quick leak in the sink. Out of respect, I will not do so if there are dishes in the sink, but we usually stack the dishes on the counter so the sink sits empty. If at all possible, I will make my way down into the basement and use the laundry tub instead, as it seems meant for such things.
I live on a military base and have been told by all my male neighbours and close friends that they all do it too, so it seems rather common.
The houses on the base were built in the 60s and it's been suggested that not a single laundry tub on the base has not been used in this fashion at one point or another.
(Turtlenuts, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:41, closed)

So basically, you're a lazy dirty cunt?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:18, closed)

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( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:24, closed)

Sterile it might be,
but you really don't want it all over your house.

The splashback alone will quickly give rise to an unpleasant stench, leading visitors to assume that your are either a dirty cunt, or sadly incontinent.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:08, closed)

true, but it can happen quite by accident, no-one to blame...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:48, closed)

Aye, and bleach helps the smell go away.

Also, it doesn't smell so strong if you actually hydrate properly, numpty.
(Turtlenuts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:37, closed)

but does he?
wash the dishes in the toilet?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:27, closed)