
Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Sometimes he'd have slurred speech, euphoria, impaired balance, loss of muscle coordination (ataxia), flushed face, reddened eyes, reduced inhibition, and erratic behavior.
( , Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:29, 15 replies)

I'm not sure yet if it's been determined whether it was consensual
( , Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:35, closed)

My mate once rubbed his cock on a bus shelter and his spleen exploded.
Just saying, like.
( , Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:41, closed)

nor the freedom and capacity to consent.
It can neither be raped nor give consent.
( , Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:51, closed)

the red colouring signifies that the postbox is in heat and ready to mate.
( , Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:58, closed)

But it does have a slot for the post.
Just saying.
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:45, closed)
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