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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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My father would often consume drinks containing ethanol, a clear flammable liquid that boils at 78.4 °C
Sometimes he'd have slurred speech, euphoria, impaired balance, loss of muscle coordination (ataxia), flushed face, reddened eyes, reduced inhibition, and erratic behavior.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:29, 15 replies)
Did he ever attempt to rape a postbox?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:31, closed)
hahahahahahahahahaha
I'm not sure yet if it's been determined whether it was consensual
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:35, closed)
What we HAVE established that it WILL make your lungs fall out.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:36, closed)
I thought the risks of copulating with street furniture were well known.
My mate once rubbed his cock on a bus shelter and his spleen exploded.

Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:41, closed)
One lung.
Let's not get silly.
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 15:07, closed)
given that the postbox has neither a vagina, anus or mouth
nor the freedom and capacity to consent.

It can neither be raped nor give consent.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:51, closed)
i bet you say that to all your victims.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:53, closed)
Stop making excuses and go oputside and rape a fucking postbox.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, closed)
it's fine to have sex with a red postbox
the red colouring signifies that the postbox is in heat and ready to mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:58, closed)
It doesn't have a vagina, anus or mouth no
But it does have a slot for the post.

Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:45, closed)
lol
(first) class
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:51, closed)
Lies!
Ethanol boils at 78.3°C, EVERYONE knows that.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:33, closed)
I don't even own a father.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:46, closed)
lol

(TheColonel, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:53, closed)
Needs more tragedy.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 18:37, closed)

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