Christmas Party
Like most girls at the Christmas Party- lubricated by one too many Gins, I did the stupid thing of telling the developer I fancy the arse off...that I fancy the arse off him.

He is married, with kid - I mean WHAT did I think would happen?
(audreyforbes audreyforbes, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 9:08, 5 replies)

the Office
that he'd turn, instantly, into the Romeo you want him to be?
(Schumann makes awesome quiches., Mon 24 Dec 2007, 9:11, closed)

Christmas Party
The fact that he didn't whisk you off to the nearest Travel Lodge leaves only two possible answers. 1) You are as ugly as sin and look like a turnip left on the shelf for too many years or/and 2) he's gay and his child was only to prove he's got a cock that works.

Solution: leave him well alone and give me a call! Good girl you know its the only way.
(Suck it and Sea, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 9:22, closed)

Could have been worse...
...he could have been gay :)

If I had a fiver for every girl who's propositioned me in recent years (some of whom know full well that I prefer teh cock), I'd have cash for a decent night out at least.

I'd wish that they'd come to me when I was straight, but with hindsight I was a shit shag with girls* so it's probably just as well.

* On the flipside though, the guys are lovin' it ;)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 10:54, closed)

I don't think there's anything wrong with that...
it's a simple statement of fact. The married-with-kid guys that I fancy the arse off are well aware of the fact, with or without gin.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 3:41, closed)

See message above?
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(kitescreech still here, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 8:23, closed)