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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?
We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.
( , Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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As per usual I got some new shower gel from mother for xmas.
I thought I'd give it a try out a few days ago.
Whilst lathering up I thought Hmm this smells a bit minty....
Next thing I know..
MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE WITH THE BURNING PAIN OF A THOUSAND RED HOT PINS!
Always read the lable first kids and if it says envigorating shower gel the don't get it on your danglies!
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:43, 10 replies)
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I once was give then "Lynx Peppermint" variety of suds to lather myself up with.
Oh dear god did i regret it. You know that tingly fresh feeling you get in your mouth after using mouthwash, it was akin to that -- but on my goolies.
I think i almost cried
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 16:46, closed)
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Original Source Tea Tree and Mint by any chance? An ex bloke used to nick all of mine cos he said it made his balls tingly. He may have had a particular masochistic streak - you don't make it sound tingly, you make it sound hellish.
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I got some blue stuff from my (santa) from France with all writing in French, I washed my face with it. It was hair gel and now my eyebrows and solid.
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 17:24, closed)
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shaving gel with tea tree in it. It makes my eyes burn. I am dreading the day I reach for my shower gel and miss.
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I have that shower gel, it's quite nice although not painful. Does wake you up though.
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mangled my girlfriend's bits. She was convinced I had given her a dose until I worked out what I had done. On retrospect, applying something that is packaged similarly to a Bombay Bad Boy to my genitals and then shagging her an hour later was Not Clever.
She has now thrown all my Original Source stuff out. Better them than me...
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:10, closed)
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It was not a pleasant tingly feeling at all, more akin to getting deep heat in unwanted areas!
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Would be perhaps useful. Something not unlike
"WARNING, MAY CAUSE SEVERE TINGLY FEELING ON TESTICALS -- CAREFUL"
Would suffice.
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:18, closed)
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using Original Source Tea Tree and Mint on my delicate lady bits. It's rather nice, actually. Warm, then cold and tingly. And I've paid 8 quid a tub for stuff from Ann Summers that has the same effect.
Dragonfruit and Capsicum? I have that too, and have just ordered Mr Spacekitten into to wash his danglies and see what he says...
Survey says "it's gone a bit tingly". :)
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, closed)
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