None of you fat spastics have ever been dumped because you're all a bunch of shut-in sweaty virgins.
So shut up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 16:55, 8 replies)

Hey!
I'm not sweaty.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:02, closed)

It still hurts when your imaginary girl friend walks out.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:51, closed)

Mrs. Palm is always trying to leave,
but never gets very far.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:24, closed)

Stop thinking about sweaty virgins.
Perv.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:39, closed)

The only woman who ever went down on you had a puncture

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 10:44, closed)

Billy Connolly called.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 15:32, closed)

Haha yeah those fat spastics!
We're laughing at the fat spastics together right?
I mean you can't possibly be talking to me cos I'm thin and I've been dumped LOADS of times.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:09, closed)

I KNOW WHAT I AM BUT WHAT ARE YOU, oh wait:(
(Benzyl, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 17:15, closed)