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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.

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Town planner in America
"Right, what shall we call this first avenue?"

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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:12, 16 replies)
Drawing equipment required:
1. Pencil
2. Ruler
3. Protractor with only 90° marked.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:52, closed)
How do explain Lombard Street?
An anomaly? Massive drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:58, closed)
Can you narrow it down a bit?
Which Lombard Street? Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:06, closed)
The one in Hull
that disappered under a new shopping centre.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:09, closed)
Point made
However, now i'm wondering if 'm being trolled!!

As a quick Google search for 'Lombard Street, USA' provided me with 160,000 hits, pretty much all pointing to one location.

San Francisco for those not aware (or trolling).
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:26, closed)
Not trolling
Didn't realise the squiggly street in San Fran was called Lombard Street.
That said, the building lines on the street are pretty much arrow straight. The zig-zagging of the roadway appears to be an afterthought. (Traffic calming?)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:48, closed)
No, it's because it's a steep hill
On the edge of the amusingly-named Nob Hill if memory serves...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:15, closed)
perhaps they drew a wrong line
then instead of rubbing it out they scribbled through it, but the road builders didn't realise.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 12:28, closed)
Don't be silly.
Merkins don't have squiggly roads.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:43, closed)
California does
High up in the hills.

They'd be great fun to drive on if only American cars weren't so shit.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 11:56, closed)
The slanty one in the middle of New York
Artist sneezed while drawing it, and thought "Oh, now we have somewhere to celebrate New Year!".
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:14, closed)
Times Square isn't

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:13, closed)
Most things in San Francisco can be explained (or at least enjoyed) with Massive Drugs
For instance, I believe there's a place where 3rd St crosses itself... 3rd and 3rd!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:16, closed)
I met an Irish bloke in America....
He said, "oi live on turd ssstreet'.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:33, closed)
And LPs play at "Dirty Tree and a Turd"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:14, closed)
I knew a good bar/restaurant on A1A and A...
... But, sadly, it has now closed.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:01, closed)

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