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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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I quite like driving, always have done ever since I was a kid. I got involved with karting quite heavily until I (quite literally) grew out of it. Anyway, these days me and a few of my mates get together roughly once every 2 weeks and do a few laps of different circuits.

We're quite a bunch of characters. There's one guy who's only been doing it for a couple of years, he thinks he's the dog's bollocks, but he keeps crashing into everyone; in fact, he ran into a guy who's got the same car as me a couple of weekends ago. There's another older guy who stopped doing it for a few years; he was really good, then started losing it. He couldn't keep away though and he's started doing it again, although he's now quite a bit slower than he used to be.

We usually keep track of who wins what and a couple of years ago, I managed to come out on top. Most of the other guys think I'm a bit up myself, but I don't really care about them. To be honest, I think they're just a bit jealous of my girlfriend, who's pretty hot.

I do absolutely love driving and this gives me the chance to really put my foot down without the coppers breathing down my neck; I pulled a couple of stunts on the road coming out of one circuit nearer the beginning of the year and got nabbed. I ended up having to pay a fine, which was a bit annoying.

The best bit of it all? I get paid huge amounts of money for doing something I love!

First serious story, be gentle. Apologies for length, etc...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:41, 14 replies)
You are Tiger Woods
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:47, closed)
Have a slice of fail

(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:44, closed)
It's Theo Walcott
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:51, closed)
Or is it Barack Obama?

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:30, closed)
But where are the MASSIVE DRUGS

(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:57, closed)
stashed in his honda accord
parked in Switzerland I guess...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:40, closed)
He's paid a fortune to do what he loves, and is shagging Nicole Scherzinger...
...why would he need drugs?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:42, closed)
Lewis Hamilton...Shirley.

(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:00, closed)

(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:07, closed)
Who? Lewis Hamilton?
They all are...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:40, closed)
Don't call me Shirley

But that's not important right now
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:43, closed)
Yeah, no way does this read like a 'serious story'.
I call shenanigans, and probably formula one too. Or nascar. I dunno.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:16, closed)
When I said 'serious'
I meant 'not a one-sentence, I-can't-be-bothered-to-think-about-it, piece of crap'. And you're 50% right on the sport.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 17:47, closed)
I say it's-a Mario!

(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:43, closed)

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