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We all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.

Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.

(Suggested by sugar_tits)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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My brother
likes to make up mildly offensive jokes, just came up with this:

If Barack Obama wins the election, will they rename the White House, the Black House?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:13, 18 replies)
George Clinton
already did that one. Made it into a song, as it happens. www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rajWcysw0
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:58, closed)
That's not offensive.
It's just shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:02, closed)
That's not even fucking clever
Please tell your brother to fuck off
(__, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:11, closed)
does he
live in the Mong House
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:19, closed)
Now that
is funny.
(LickOutTheJamsMotherfuckers!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 21:00, closed)
sounds like
a southerner made it
(haroweld, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:23, closed)
Is your brother a tiny little child
who has just begun to understand the most basic concepts of humour?

If so, bravo.

If not, this joke is utter wank.
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:27, closed)
Well
it's a childish sort of joke but it made me laugh and that's how I judge whether something is funny or not.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:53, closed)
Isn't it
...enough that he won the Grand Prix?

Why, after doing that would he need to run America too?

I know which I'd prefer right now.
(dchurch bah, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 20:29, closed)
You'd prefer
to shaft the rest of the world by insisting that they traded Oil in your worthless dollars by holding a gun to the head of the entire middle east then I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:28, closed)
WTF
?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:23, closed)
yeah man
Tony B liar or something???
(LongTomBadTom Does Makes Says Thinks, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:15, closed)
Errr...
...no, I'd just rather win the Grand Prix than run America at the moment. Trying to sort out this mess would not be fun I would imagine.
(dchurch bah, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:30, closed)
To be correct in American slang,
it wuoldn't be the 'Black House', it would be 'The Crib' or 'Da House'.

sorry, but that would be the correct slang for that joke
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:48, closed)
Da House
is funnier.

If Obama's got any sense of humor his first action will be to change the name to Da House, get Air Force One pimped and generally strut around like a character from a Blaxploitation film.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:50, closed)
lol
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P2qVVKRBGww
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:50, closed)
or
Turn up at the inorgaration in a Nation Of Islam outfit..."It's our turn now whitey!"

See how many southern baptists would drop dead on the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 10:34, closed)
Drop dead..
All of them, hopefully?
(ice9, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 11:36, closed)

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