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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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I thought i'd try and write
a reply without using 'cue me' like most people do in their answers.

So cue me sitting here at lunch writing this out....... oh bugger
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:12, 20 replies)
I expressed my distaste at that word earlier today.
I'm off to play snooker now, where's my cue?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:14, closed)
I wrote something on
the off topic board for this very reason.

Hello all
and happy lunch time!

Ages ago, I done wrote a little story for all the people who use words like que and cue inappropriately in the QOTW, but never posted it. So, here you go;

Cue me playing Snooker one day, I cued the cue ball with my Snooker cue, unfortunately it bounced up off the table and hit someone who was queuing for the loo.
Cue one very angry person, from the queue for the loo, beating me about the head with my own snooker cue. -purely because I had miss-cued. I reached out, but the only thing I could find to defend myself with was a cucumber.
Cue me, with the cucumber, beating the guy from the queue for the loo holding my cue, in the face til he was blue.

Then José said, 'Que?'


(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:15, closed)
Cute post.
Have you ever been to Kew Gardens?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:17, closed)
Thank you very much
*Shirley Temples*

Indeed I have, it was hot in their big dome things, cue me getting a bit sweaty in Kew.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:18, closed)
Were the pigeons mocking you Clarice? 'coo coo'
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:21, closed)
There are so many variations on this theme we could explore, like popular seventies TV show 'Give us a clue.'
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:24, closed)
We could have a game of Cuedo.
I get great kudos from winning.
It was Cuenol Mustard.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:26, closed)
I come from Scotland
and I sometimes call my bovine friend a Coo.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:28, closed)
Why haven't either of us
mentioned barbecue yet?

Charred meat is 99.9999% awesome.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:30, closed)
My missus
She accuesed me of calling her that once.
I cueldn't deny it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:31, closed)
Put the meat on a skewer.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:32, closed)
Mrs? MRS?!
I thought you were a girl!?!?

*ceases the flirting at once*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:34, closed)
My bum's not seated squarely on my chair.
It's all ass-kew.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:35, closed)
I feel dirty now.
THAT was flirting?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:46, closed)
That wasn't just flirting
That was Bert Sexmonkey flirting. It's quite something isn't it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:48, closed)
9 coo's in a field, one's from the middle east. Which one?

EDIT: coo 8
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:53, closed)
I think we need to cuel it off.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:54, closed)
A similar one to baz's Scottish one above
10 cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

The one with the wee calf.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:24, closed)
*makes eyes at oneinthepink*

(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:24, closed)
I do like the middle east cow joke though
(, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:44, closed)

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