Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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I thought i'd try and writea reply without using 'cue me' like most people do in their answers.
So cue me sitting here at lunch writing this out....... oh bugger
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ThisI expressed my distaste at that word earlier today.
I'm off to play snooker now, where's my cue?
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I wrote something onthe off topic board for this very reason.
Hello all
and happy lunch time!
Ages ago, I done wrote a little story for all the people who use words like que and cue inappropriately in the QOTW, but never posted it. So, here you go;
Cue me playing Snooker one day, I cued the cue ball with my Snooker cue, unfortunately it bounced up off the table and hit someone who was queuing for the loo.
Cue one very angry person, from the queue for the loo, beating me about the head with my own snooker cue. -purely because I had miss-cued. I reached out, but the only thing I could find to defend myself with was a cucumber.
Cue me, with the cucumber, beating the guy from the queue for the loo holding my cue, in the face til he was blue.
Then José said, 'Que?'
Cuh.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:15,
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^Cute post.
Have you ever been to Kew Gardens?
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Thank you very much*Shirley Temples*
Indeed I have, it was hot in their big dome things, cue me getting a bit sweaty in Kew.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:18,
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^Were the pigeons mocking you Clarice? 'coo coo'
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Pffft.There are so many variations on this theme we could explore, like popular seventies TV show 'Give us a clue.'
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:24,
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OrWe could have a game of Cuedo.
I get great kudos from winning.
It was Cuenol Mustard.
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I come from Scotlandand I sometimes call my bovine friend a Coo.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:28,
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Why haven't either of usmentioned barbecue yet?
Charred meat is 99.9999% awesome.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:30,
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My missusShe accuesed me of calling her that once.
I cueldn't deny it.
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^ BBQPut the meat on a skewer.
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Mrs? MRS?!I thought you were a girl!?!?
*ceases the flirting at once*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:34,
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My bum's not seated squarely on my chair.It's all ass-kew.
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OMGI feel dirty now.
THAT was flirting?
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That wasn't just flirtingThat was Bert Sexmonkey flirting. It's quite something isn't it.
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@Bert9 coo's in a field, one's from the middle east. Which one?
EDIT: coo 8
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LolI think we need to cuel it off.
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A similar one to baz's Scottish one above10 cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:24,
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*makes eyes at oneinthepink*MUST... STOP...
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:24,
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Groans...I do like the middle east cow joke though
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snee held his breath since, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:44,
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