Penis hanging out
University Ski Bash at Saalbach in Austria. We decide to chat up the local Fraulein with our penises(penii?) hanging out of our flies. This went on for a couple of hours with much merriment and mirth laughing at each other with our todgers out. Sometimes the girls would notice, other times they didn't.

Then someone grassed us up to the battleaxe landlady who came running and shouting holding a pair of scissors. We didn't stay long and scarpered leaving our piss filled bottles of Apple Schnapps which is another story...
(vikingaero Deilvered To Your Door in 30 mins, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 16:54, 13 replies)

University Ski Bash at Saalbach in Austria. We decide to chat up the local Fraulein with our penises(penii?) hanging out of our flies. This went on for a couple of hours with much merriment and mirth laughing at each other with our todgers out. Sometimes the girls would notice, other times they didn't.

Then someone grassed us up to the battleaxe landlady who came running and shouting holding a pair of scissors. We didn't stay long and scarpered leaving our piss filled bottles of Apple Schnapps which is another story... I own a dirty mac
( rofl harris, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 18:05, closed)

Nothing asserts one's heterosexuality
like getting your cock out for the lads.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:07, closed)

^ true lad ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:25, closed)

Wouldn't it have been quicker to simply type "I am a witless and charmless fuck-end, please pity and despise me"?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 19:52, closed)

Harsh, bullseye but harsh.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:06, closed)

The only happy ending to this story would have involved the successful application of the German landlady's cockshears.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:08, closed)

Yah, that's SEAOUWH legendary!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:45, closed)

WTF is a "University Ski Bash"?
Is it some form of closet?
( chthonic, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:00, closed)

I'll bet Sebastian, Guy and the other 'chaps' were like just like totally laughing so hard their Oakleys fell off their heads
and their mustard cords almost fell down!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 8:01, closed)

totes
lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/outplayed.html
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:21, closed)

And then they chundah'd, everywah.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 20:47, closed)

"Penii" would be the plural of 'Penus'; whereas
I believe that the plural of 'penis' is 'Penes' (pr peen-knees). The rest of your tale I believed to a word, and imagined it was the subject of much merriment.

To you. Everyone else thought different.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:57, closed)