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Tell us about the time the fairground came to town and you were sick in a hedge; or when you went to a theme park or circus and were sick in a hedge

Suggested by mariam67

(, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:37)
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We First Met at the Fair
I met the missus the first time ever at the county fair on my 14th birthday. I fancied a girl I'd met at camp, and knew my crush would be at the fair showing their horses. This lass didn't fancy me, no matter how smitten I was (I don't blame her, I was weird). When I showed up unexpectedly, flush with my birthday monies, offering an evening of carnival rides, she dragooned her friend (now my wife) as an escort.

While pretty enough, her friend was decidedly cramping my style, so I devised a plan to be rid of her. I took them both on increasingly thrilling rides, until the one-two combination of the "Tip-top" followed by the "Round-up" precipitated a serously sick stomach. Unfortunatelt my crush used this as an excuse for both of them to elude me.

2 years on I meet this great girl, and when we realize that we'd actually met before she immediately begins conspiring to pay me back. One night on a date she demands we stop at a roadside carnival, and proceeds to "eggbeater" me half to death. Still, from inauspicious beginnings it's been 38 amazing years.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:14, closed)
Yes
Click
(, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:34, closed)
^this

(, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:22, closed)

^coreckt
(, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 3:28, closed)
ghey!

(, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:54, closed)
That Sir
is beautiful.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)
38 years on the eggbeater...
.. you really should think about quitting.

*click*
(, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:00, closed)
That's even better
than a goldfish.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:58, closed)

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