We First Met at the Fair
I met the missus the first time ever at the county fair on my 14th birthday. I fancied a girl I'd met at camp, and knew my crush would be at the fair showing their horses. This lass didn't fancy me, no matter how smitten I was (I don't blame her, I was weird). When I showed up unexpectedly, flush with my birthday monies, offering an evening of carnival rides, she dragooned her friend (now my wife) as an escort.

While pretty enough, her friend was decidedly cramping my style, so I devised a plan to be rid of her. I took them both on increasingly thrilling rides, until the one-two combination of the "Tip-top" followed by the "Round-up" precipitated a serously sick stomach. Unfortunatelt my crush used this as an excuse for both of them to elude me.

2 years on I meet this great girl, and when we realize that we'd actually met before she immediately begins conspiring to pay me back. One night on a date she demands we stop at a roadside carnival, and proceeds to "eggbeater" me half to death. Still, from inauspicious beginnings it's been 38 amazing years.
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:14, 7 replies)

Yes
Click
( zulu eh?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:34, closed)

^this

( juanking ...and then it fell off, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 0:22, closed)

^coreckt
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 3:28, closed)

ghey!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 8:54, closed)

That Sir
is beautiful.
(Phooey I COOK MUD, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)

38 years on the eggbeater...
.. you really should think about quitting.

*click*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:00, closed)

That's even better
than a goldfish.
(salvadorevincent, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:58, closed)