I went to Alton Towers with my high school.
I sat on a chocolate ice cream wearing ?lilac? tracksuit bottoms at the first stop the bus made at the border.
As if the lilac tracksuit bottoms weren't criminal enough, I had to walk around the rest of the day with a big dod of shitey looking chocolate on my arse.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:08, 7 replies)

Hahahahaha
I rather like this.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:11, closed)

There was definitely some weird pastel phase
with tracksuit bottoms. I had some washed out yellow ones and my brothers were lilac and purple.

I never shat in em though...
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 10:28, closed)

Lilac trackie bottoms?
Really? Dude. I mean really. Are you sure you want to admit that in public?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:01, closed)

Don't worry
I reckon most people who wear lilac tracky bottoms shit themselves frequently anyway.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:15, closed)

I once spotted a woman wearing a god-awful pair of skin tight, white, clam diggers,
All of her sweat appeared to have accumulated in her arse crack, darkening the fabric, such that she, too, appeared to have shat herself.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:16, closed)

Keep going ... I'm nearly there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:51, closed)

kinda reminds me of
dawnpatika.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/flies-on-your-ass.jpg
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)