spray tan before holiday is a pre-requisite
for an english rose (aka ultraviolet milk bottle) like me.

because, as my friend emily always says, "brown fat is MUCH more attractive than white fat."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:38, 16 replies)

No need
Fair maidens will always beat tanned bombshells. Pale and proud is the way to be.
(Peacocke, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:40, closed)

*looks at his white fat*
*cries*

I'd agree with that statement in one instance, brown fat, Beef, is better than white fat, chicken or fish.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:41, closed)

I agree with Peacocke
Thirty years from now you won't be all wrinkly and cracked, like those fake-blonde girls who are the colour of toast all year round.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:42, closed)

I agrees with yer mate
But only coz my GF is half Black/half Italian so sort of a pleasing brown colour :D
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)

I have to say
smooth, pale skin. Mmmmmmm.

*thinks about girlfriend*

*wants to go home now*
( Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:47, closed)

^this
*agrees with Al*

*thinks of Al's girlfriend*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:56, closed)

pale
and interesting FTW. My legs in my profile pic explain my stance on this. The angry retard face is for anyone who disagrees.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:00, closed)

*attempts Kaol style Frown*
*accidentally stabs self in cheeks with knife laden eyebrows*

Edit - the frown was aimed at Vipros, bot CHCB. CHCB has lovely legs. They are very flexible. And in the flesh she doesn't look anything like an angry retard.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:02, closed)

nah
pale is better than tanned.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:03, closed)

*is very very pale*

does being almost blue I'm so white count as "pale and interesting"?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:29, closed)

Yes
yes it does.

*invokes pictures rule*

*but only if the swimming costume is involved*
( Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, closed)

Sorry, al

the last "bikini shots" of me were taken pre-children, so don't actually exist in the digital medium. And we don't have a scanner.

*is actually a size 24*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, closed)

I call bullshit, TWW.
I saw your partial pic. You're more like a size 2.4.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:56, closed)

It's good to be pale
Yes yes it is. I love it. I've spent all weekend in the sun, wearing my lovely sunhat that makes me look like I am about 6. I do not do suntan or fake tan and will forever be trying to keep the paleness, in the manner of 17th century aristocratic lady or similar. That and I reckon I'd look like a twat with a suntan.
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:24, closed)

Pale and interesting FTW
I have brown eyes and mid-brown hair (naturally, anyway), so dark skin on me looks weird. Fortunately, natural selection ensures I go red, flake and burn rather than tan.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:33, closed)

But...
I like my pale fat...
( pixxelated mocks you with their monkey pants on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:34, closed)