Faking it
Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
Rakky writes, "We've all done it. From qualifications to orgasms, everyone likes to play 'let's pretend' once in a while."
So when have you faked it? Did you get away with it? Or were your mendacious ways exposed?
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:16)
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spray tan before holiday is a pre-requisite
for an english rose (aka ultraviolet milk bottle) like me.
because, as my friend emily always says, "brown fat is MUCH more attractive than white fat."
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:38, 16 replies)
for an english rose (aka ultraviolet milk bottle) like me.
because, as my friend emily always says, "brown fat is MUCH more attractive than white fat."
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:38, 16 replies)
No need
Fair maidens will always beat tanned bombshells. Pale and proud is the way to be.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:40, closed)
Fair maidens will always beat tanned bombshells. Pale and proud is the way to be.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:40, closed)
*looks at his white fat*
*cries*
I'd agree with that statement in one instance, brown fat, Beef, is better than white fat, chicken or fish.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:41, closed)
*cries*
I'd agree with that statement in one instance, brown fat, Beef, is better than white fat, chicken or fish.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:41, closed)
I agree with Peacocke
Thirty years from now you won't be all wrinkly and cracked, like those fake-blonde girls who are the colour of toast all year round.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:42, closed)
Thirty years from now you won't be all wrinkly and cracked, like those fake-blonde girls who are the colour of toast all year round.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:42, closed)
I agrees with yer mate
But only coz my GF is half Black/half Italian so sort of a pleasing brown colour :D
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)
But only coz my GF is half Black/half Italian so sort of a pleasing brown colour :D
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)
I have to say
smooth, pale skin. Mmmmmmm.
*thinks about girlfriend*
*wants to go home now*
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:47, closed)
smooth, pale skin. Mmmmmmm.
*thinks about girlfriend*
*wants to go home now*
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:47, closed)
pale
and interesting FTW. My legs in my profile pic explain my stance on this. The angry retard face is for anyone who disagrees.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:00, closed)
and interesting FTW. My legs in my profile pic explain my stance on this. The angry retard face is for anyone who disagrees.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:00, closed)
*attempts Kaol style Frown*
*accidentally stabs self in cheeks with knife laden eyebrows*
Edit - the frown was aimed at Vipros, bot CHCB. CHCB has lovely legs. They are very flexible. And in the flesh she doesn't look anything like an angry retard.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:02, closed)
*accidentally stabs self in cheeks with knife laden eyebrows*
Edit - the frown was aimed at Vipros, bot CHCB. CHCB has lovely legs. They are very flexible. And in the flesh she doesn't look anything like an angry retard.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:02, closed)
*is very very pale*
does being almost blue I'm so white count as "pale and interesting"?
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:29, closed)
does being almost blue I'm so white count as "pale and interesting"?
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:29, closed)
Yes
yes it does.
*invokes pictures rule*
*but only if the swimming costume is involved*
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, closed)
yes it does.
*invokes pictures rule*
*but only if the swimming costume is involved*
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, closed)
Sorry, al
the last "bikini shots" of me were taken pre-children, so don't actually exist in the digital medium. And we don't have a scanner.
*is actually a size 24*
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, closed)
the last "bikini shots" of me were taken pre-children, so don't actually exist in the digital medium. And we don't have a scanner.
*is actually a size 24*
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, closed)
I call bullshit, TWW.
I saw your partial pic. You're more like a size 2.4.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:56, closed)
I saw your partial pic. You're more like a size 2.4.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:56, closed)
It's good to be pale
Yes yes it is. I love it. I've spent all weekend in the sun, wearing my lovely sunhat that makes me look like I am about 6. I do not do suntan or fake tan and will forever be trying to keep the paleness, in the manner of 17th century aristocratic lady or similar. That and I reckon I'd look like a twat with a suntan.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:24, closed)
Yes yes it is. I love it. I've spent all weekend in the sun, wearing my lovely sunhat that makes me look like I am about 6. I do not do suntan or fake tan and will forever be trying to keep the paleness, in the manner of 17th century aristocratic lady or similar. That and I reckon I'd look like a twat with a suntan.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:24, closed)
Pale and interesting FTW
I have brown eyes and mid-brown hair (naturally, anyway), so dark skin on me looks weird. Fortunately, natural selection ensures I go red, flake and burn rather than tan.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:33, closed)
I have brown eyes and mid-brown hair (naturally, anyway), so dark skin on me looks weird. Fortunately, natural selection ensures I go red, flake and burn rather than tan.
( , Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:33, closed)
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