spray tan before holiday is a pre-requisite
for an english rose (aka ultraviolet milk bottle) like me.

because, as my friend emily always says, "brown fat is MUCH more attractive than white fat."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:38, 16 replies)

No need
Fair maidens will always beat tanned bombshells. Pale and proud is the way to be.
(Peacocke, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:40, closed)

*looks at his white fat*
*cries*

I'd agree with that statement in one instance, brown fat, Beef, is better than white fat, chicken or fish.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:41, closed)

I agree with Peacocke
Thirty years from now you won't be all wrinkly and cracked, like those fake-blonde girls who are the colour of toast all year round.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:42, closed)

I agrees with yer mate
But only coz my GF is half Black/half Italian so sort of a pleasing brown colour :D
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)

I have to say
smooth, pale skin. Mmmmmmm.

*thinks about girlfriend*

*wants to go home now*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:47, closed)

^this
*agrees with Al*

*thinks of Al's girlfriend*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:56, closed)

pale
and interesting FTW. My legs in my profile pic explain my stance on this. The angry retard face is for anyone who disagrees.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:00, closed)

*attempts Kaol style Frown*
*accidentally stabs self in cheeks with knife laden eyebrows*

Edit - the frown was aimed at Vipros, bot CHCB. CHCB has lovely legs. They are very flexible. And in the flesh she doesn't look anything like an angry retard.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:02, closed)

nah
pale is better than tanned.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:03, closed)

*is very very pale*

does being almost blue I'm so white count as "pale and interesting"?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:29, closed)

Yes
yes it does.

*invokes pictures rule*

*but only if the swimming costume is involved*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, closed)

Sorry, al

the last "bikini shots" of me were taken pre-children, so don't actually exist in the digital medium. And we don't have a scanner.

*is actually a size 24*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, closed)

I call bullshit, TWW.
I saw your partial pic. You're more like a size 2.4.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 20:56, closed)

It's good to be pale
Yes yes it is. I love it. I've spent all weekend in the sun, wearing my lovely sunhat that makes me look like I am about 6. I do not do suntan or fake tan and will forever be trying to keep the paleness, in the manner of 17th century aristocratic lady or similar. That and I reckon I'd look like a twat with a suntan.
(Clarabelle is reverting to type on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:24, closed)

Pale and interesting FTW
I have brown eyes and mid-brown hair (naturally, anyway), so dark skin on me looks weird. Fortunately, natural selection ensures I go red, flake and burn rather than tan.
( Maladicta, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 23:33, closed)

But...
I like my pale fat...
( pixxelated mocks you with their monkey pants on, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 0:34, closed)