When will I learn?
I spent over £1,000 building my own pizza oven. Thought it would save me the £100+ I spend a week on greasy deliveries from Dominos.

Nah. My own pizzas look, smell and taste like baby-sick, so I'm still coughing up a fortune to Dominos AND I'm a grand down.

I still fire it up every night though, it gives me somewhere warm to sit when I'm doing my 12am to 6am trolling sessions.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 17:30, 19 replies)

alright Neil Woodford, what's all this about pizza ovens?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 17:55, closed)

what does a troll sound like when it falls flat on its arse?
i imagine there would be squelching.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 19:57, closed)

Yawn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 19:58, closed)

So
Did you pizza in your own mouth?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:07, closed)

:D ^Winning reply RIGHT FUCKING THERE!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jun 2014, 23:59, closed)

i see what you've done, there.
you tiresome prick.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:36, closed)

How did it cost you £1000?
Isn't a pizza oven just a few bricks and that?
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:46, closed)

It costs money
requisitioning bricks from your portfolio of Georgian townhouses.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:20, closed)

Ferrying then about on the back of a scooter is probably a bit of a chore, too.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:24, closed)

Shame all the pics have gone...but then wouldn't want to put you off your lunches
b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1662409
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 11:35, closed)

A 12 year old has taken over the account of Albert's.
They can hack anything the little perverts.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:54, closed)

For anyone who builds their own pizza oven
The warming glow from the fire is pitiful compared to the warm glow of your own smug self satisfaction
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 15:43, closed)

you can't possibly still be upset about the fact I can afford to spend money on frivolous things
it's been months, petal

why do you even care?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:52, closed)

So upset.
But I do like the fact you've ignored me over it.

Still a sore point is it?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 22:49, closed)

i've had you on ignore for years, petal
/ac from the last time I told you this, you thick cunt
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 7:47, closed)

Do calm down, I know it's £1,000 and a good few weeks of your life you'll never get back, but taking it out on me won't solve anything.

I suggest an anger management course, or at the very least a basic cookery class?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:33, closed)