Noel Edmonds
First off, people seem to forget that Noel was RESPONSIBLE FOR A MAN'S DEATH (google Michael Lush). As if that wasn't enough reason to hate the guy, he unleashed Mr Blobby on the world and may or may not have shot all the elephants at his theme park when it went bankrupt.

In his later career he's become a member of a thinly veiled cult which is what he attributes getting the Deal or No Deal gig to. Speaking of D or No D, is it just me or is this show about 2 years away from evolving into the Running Man? Just look at the contestants... Terrifying. Still, you've got to feel a bit sorry for them when Noel starts impersonating the mentally disabled on national television (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPAhmxOui48).

Having lived about 2 miles from Noel's mansion for much of my life I could easily post more of his heinous activities but not having any evidence I might get sued for libel. So I'll just leave you with one more concrete fact to prove Noel's pure evilness:

He's best mates with Gary Bushell. Nuff said.
( Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51, 8 replies)

Noel's mansion...
You lived in Crinkly Bottom?!
( Pretender, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:53, closed)

nope,
he used to live in a real mansion near Hatherleigh in Devon. Every now and again he'd drive past in his 4x4 on the way to take his kids to private school.

This was before he split with his then wife under dubious circumstances...

cunt.
( Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:00, closed)

I can say with no doubt
that there were no elephants at the Happy Mount Park Crinkly Bottom theme park in Morecambe howevere he should be shot for his vile sweaters alone.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:57, closed)

There were several Crinkley Bottoms though.
There was one at Cricket St Thomas and I'm pretty sure there were elephants there...
( Damien's Hearse, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:01, closed)

There were elephants there
but they still are I believe.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:00, closed)

You see, initially I just thought he was a cock,
but I won't have anyone defiling the good name of a perfectly serviceable elephant. Hang the bounder!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:21, closed)

*peers*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 13:27, closed)

I just googled michael lush.....
... and it hardly sounds like it was Noel's fault. I've no great love for the guy, but from (an admittedly quiet brief) glance over the story it looks like the safety supervisor fucked up. So while he may be an irritating twat, it's seems a tad strong to say he was responsible for a guys death. Particulary capitalised.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:52, closed)