Heather "Yarrrr" Mills and Amanda "The cunt" Holden
Both poisonous witches who have done less for women's lib than both Jordon and Jodie Marsh being spit-roasted (alternately) by Peter Stringfellow and Hugh Heffner, put together.

If ever I saw either whore, I'd kick pigeons in their faces to stun them before delivering them to Barry George.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 14:59, 8 replies)

wasn't Barry George acquitted recently?

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:03, closed)

Yeah,
But he did do Dando... alledgedly
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 15:16, closed)

"but he did do Dando though" would sound great spoken by a scouser
( Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:08, closed)

i hate amanda holden
for personal reasons...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:20, closed)

are you
Les Dennis by any chance?
( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 16:57, closed)

no
my father found out, about 6 years ago, that his mother was actually his grandmother. the woman he'd thought was his sister was really his mother. his father had an extra-marital affair, which resulted in amanda holden's branch of my extended family. although most of the family won't talk about this particular closet-full of skeletons, i'm related to the bitch.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:23, closed)

my sympathies
no, really
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:39, closed)

even if it is illegitimately
the idea that i share genetic traits with her sends shudders through my body
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:55, closed)