Make yourself comfortable...
Ralf Little - weasly streak of piss self satisfied. Mancunian life-lottery winner - he didn't earn any success he probably lifted it.

Gary Rhodes - the child catcher of cookery.

Lauren Laverne - I want to like her, I feel that I *should* like her but I just can't bring myself to swallow her self satisfied professional Northerner dilettantism.

Ian Hislop - I love Private Eye, agree with his stance on a whole host of issues but the bloke is about as welcome on my TV as Myra Hindley at a fun day at the local Primary.

Alan McGee - Scottish cunt. Should be teaching Business Studies in a failing Glasgow comp.

Bono - potato faced tax evading dollar whore dressed up with a RED cunting veneer of philanthropy. Twat.

Vernon Kaye - a collection of hair, teeth and suits. No discernible talent.

John Lennon - misogynist with a bong and a guitar. Dead now, let's move on.

Stella McCartney - pie faced Veruca Salt. Yeah, you made it with your talent not your surname.

Caitlin Moran - from her Wikipedia entry: "Critic and columnist at The Times. She regularly contributes to the Times' Alphamummy blog". She doesn't do what she says on the fat faced tin.

Everett True - Blah blah blah Nirvana blah blah Kurt blah blah and is now turning into Jonathan King for as my great Grandmother used to say "the life you live will tell on your face".

Peter Mandelson - slowly bumfucking the life out of the country since 1992.

There're loads....
(dlg, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 21:39, 4 replies)

Lauren Laverne... or I Snogged A Bird Once
Lauren Laverne once told me and a lady-friend to 'Get a room' outside an indie club in London (the one on Saturday nights at the LSE Union - but I cannot bring myself to type its STUPID MISSPELLED NAME).
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 6:08, closed)

Everett True, what a cunt. I nurtured a slow-burning hate for him when I used to read Melody Maker in the early 90s (which I had to stop doing because it seemed to be written entirely by arseholes).
I had largely forgotten about him until I saw him on TV recently. And there he was, a fat, balding, middle-aged twat with a speech impediment. Who would have thought it? Utter, utter twat.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:22, closed)

I can't stand Laverne,
but a friend of mine was on the Culture Show, and he said she's really nice and down to earth, and he couldn't help liking her.

I'm happy to never meet her and hate her
(TheColonel, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 10:27, closed)

Lauren Laverne
Even if you hate her you have to admit that her show on Radio 6 is a vast improvement over the cock-wangler George Lamb who used to inhabit the time slot.
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 11:02, closed)