pete doherty
why is this man alive at all? what a steaming twat and a half he is. he is not even attractive, which might have been his sole redeeming feature. why not just ship him off to afghanistan with a giant needle and let him shoot himself to death. or get shot to death. whichever, so long as it's slow and lingering and therefore mirrors the way i feel inside every time i see his pasty bloodshot face on the front of the newspaper for avoiding yet another prison bumming session...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:17, 7 replies)

See also
The damage he did to the proper hat-wearers among us.

Now every Tom, Dick and Harry's in a £10 trilby from Top Shop.

Locke & Co - it's the only possible answer.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 10:31, closed)

Locke & Co.?
The 19th century German piano maker?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:09, closed)

You take that back!
Mr James Locke & his company are hatters to the Royal Family!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:02, closed)

I had a Locke hat, 30 years ago.
I looked a right 14-year-old-cunt
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:14, closed)

Here here
I'm sure what this country needs right now is something to cheer us all up.
Seeing that twat sent down or even better suffer some horrible lingering death would certainly do the job.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:04, closed)

As I think Harry Hill put it
He's a bit fat for a heroin addict
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:10, closed)

Agreed
I'd like to rub sandpaper on his face till it looks like a scabby knee.
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 12:58, closed)