we had a family code...
...that whilst the man of the house is out working and the kids are at school, thou shalt not repeatedly meet and shag some bloke you met at a night out two months ago. Until this morning I thought that rule was still standing, anyway...

Length? I didn't ask, but probably bigger then mine.
(downhill without brakes . It was the worst day of my life, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:37, 15 replies)

Ouch........
hugs......
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:53, closed)

Ouch...
Sorry mate.

I hope you can work it out with your wife.
(setesh, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 17:57, closed)

Geez man ...
just ditch the bitch. Don't be fallin for any of that 'we have to stay together for the sake of the kids' rubbish either. Kids are stronger than they look.

Good luck.
(Que?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 3:43, closed)

oooh
That's nasty. Sorry to hear that. If you need a posse of pliers-wielding nutcases, then I'm sure there'll be some on here that live nearby.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 18:01, closed)

Fucking shitting fuck!
I don't know you, but that's awful.

Take it easy man and get some space.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 18:28, closed)

Oh fuck that sucks, you poor gut-wrenched bugger.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 19:15, closed)

Shit
Not Good. Especially the "repeatedly" bit.

Hope you've got someone to look after you tonight.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 19:39, closed)

Mmm Nasty
Sorry to hear that.

Reminds me of my first wife's "study visits" to Poland!

All the best mate, you have my sympathy.
( Vambo, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 19:50, closed)

thanks for the support! God, I like B3ta
I was thinking along the lines that if every B3tan laid one stone in my (about to dig) patio, we could get it done in no time and get to the pub! they shouldn't be missed....
(downhill without brakes . It was the worst day of my life, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 23:44, closed)

Err ...
is that a Fred West style patio?

Man, you might be hurting but avoid jailtime at all costs. It's not pleasant.
(Que?, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 3:44, closed)

Ouch baby very ouch
Fucking bitch, got a few slabs if ya want em
(morrigan456 made sex wee on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 9:50, closed)

Thats nasty...
But my ex rang me up at work for permission to screw a co-worker.
(It turned out it had been going on for weeks already.)
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 10:23, closed)

I went through this
over the summer.

I filed for divorce last Friday and feel MASSES happier now.

I've met someone new and can now realise what a crappy relationship I was in before, which at the time seemed "normal" to me.

Do yourself a favour, no matter how hard it may seem and I know you'll have doubts, regrets etc it REALLY does get better and you'll be happier and stronger sooner than you would expect.

Honestly though, looking back I had aspirations of resolving our differences etc but once that damage is done I know I could never love and trust that person again without doubts & worry.

Whatever you decide, good luck. Just know there is the opportunity for a better and happier life out there. Also before everyone tells you the story of doom and gloom about solicitors/legal situations etc you need to know you have a lot MORE rights than you'll be told. Go get some free legal advice and remember you can't be prevented from seeing your kids nor left penniless etc.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:58, closed)

Yup, get good advice
and let your family help you. They're there for YOU.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:18, closed)

Went through this about 10 years back
Just get rid mate - and I'm up for helping with that patio...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 15:31, closed)