Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Fancy DressMy girlfriend loves fancy dress (in a fun to make costumes type way, rather than a deviant sex-game type way unfortunately), so I always seem to be going to these things. hence I've developed a nice line in high-concept, low-effort costumes:
At a "Things beginning with T" party, I made myself a T-Shirt with the word "Fuck" on the front, and "Cunt" on the back and went as Tourettes.
At a "Record Breakers" party I stood for the whole evening in a small plastic box and only drank booze through a straw - Just like David Blaine of course.
My favourite (well, initially) was at a film-themed party, and I went as the guy (Guy) from Memento. It started out fairly amusing with me writing various events that happened over the course of the evening on my arms in marker pen. Of course, as the night went on I got drunker and drunker, and more covered in marker pen. I'm sure I don't need to tell you lot that I woke up in the morning covered from head to toe in pen, with the inevietable huge spunking cock crudely drawn on my back.
This Halloween I went to a fancy dress party as Derek Acorah, which did take some effort. My housemate at the time went to another party dressed as Ken Bigley. Nice.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 13:17, Reply)
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