Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Baby Jesus goes to the ZooEvery year at the church I attended as a child, there was the obligatory Christmas pageant. You know the ones, someone plays Mary, someone plays Joseph, blah blah blah. The year in question, all the younger kids had to be the animals in the stable. I was a sheep.
My younger brother, then about five, announced that he wanted to be a lion. And they let him. So Christmas Eve comes, and here's the nativity with the ass and the ox and the sheep, and a fucking lion. With a mane and everything. Halfway through singing "Hark the Herald Angels Sing," he got bored and started roaring whilst knocking over the little kids dressed as lambs.
My mother is still mad.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 22:23, Reply)
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