Polyester
I once had a disco outfit. Great suit. Powder blue bell bottoms, tight on the butt: truly awesome! A few years later, and a bit of weight gain too, I decided to wear the disco threads to a ballroom dance convention on a Saturday night at a hotel in Phoenix, Arizona. The outfit was now really tight - not just on the butt, but the crotch too. Every ripple was visible. At the end of the evening, about midnight, I left the hotel and took a stroll on a main thoroughfare. I was taken aback by the reaction on the street. Muscular goons in passing vehicles concluded I was offering teh gay, and were slowing down and shouting threats. Had to make a hasty retreat. Narrowly escaped a gay bashing that night.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 7:34, 9 replies)

Just because guys are muscular does not mean they are gay.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 7:49, closed)

Yeah.
There's nothing straighter than MANOWAR.
www.manowar-collection.de/Manowar1984Poster.jpg
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 7:56, closed)

Is one of them wearing a loincloth made from a doily?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:30, closed)

Possibly.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 10:43, closed)

I think you've misunderstood the meaning of "gay bashing".

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 8:18, closed)

It's when gay guys beat up silly straights for kicks. Sometimes they die but we always blame it on
football and so we constantly get away with it.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 9:27, closed)

up off
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 9:32, closed)

get away stay about
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 11:43, closed)

:D
with from
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 12:12, closed)