Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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Crap spiderI had one fancy dress failure a few years ago one New Years Eve when I was dressed as a robot, and my wife started an argument with some chavs on the train about turning their music down. The head chav tried to kill me but couldn't strangle me because I was basically just a big cardboard box with silver foil and a face drawn on it, and so I didn't have a neck. And when he hit me it just bounced off. But this repost from [gosh, 2006!] is probably better:
I decided to go to a friend's 21st dressed as a spider. I bought some tights (a nice lady in Boots helped me choose), and I cut the legs off four pairs, stuffed them with newspaper and sewed them onto an old T-shirt. For eyes I stuck loads of ping pong balls onto a woolly hat, and I put some velcro on some black plimsolls for spider feet. It looked the business.
Anyway, I got the tube there on my own which was humiliating enough, but by the time I arrived the velcro and all of the legs had fallen off and only one ball remained glued to my hat. I turned up almost in tears in my PE kit, completely blacked up with a ping pong ball on my head, carrying stuffed women's tights. Presumably the other guests thought I had come as a retarded racist.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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(^(^;;^)^) YOU BRING SHAME AND DISHONOUR TO TEAM SPIDERS!(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:18,
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I only looked here To make sure stuj had posted 👿👿👿👿👿
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 1 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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Your first tale is brilliant.Did they turn down the music?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Nov 2013, 17:26,
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NoWe got to our station. I tried to fill the baddies with fear by pointing towards the train cameras, but it did little to deter the thugs. I had a massive go at the non-threatening other people on the train who moved seats at the sign of trouble. Getting admonished by a cardbox box with a smiley face made of a paper plate, with a crying wife, was probably a first for most of them.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:12,
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