Fancy Dress Failures Pt 2Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"
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chthonic, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 20:19)
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I turned up at a fancy dress party in just a pair of y-fronts
"What the fuck is this" shouted the hostess "It's supposed to be fancy dress"
I said "A premature ejaculation, I've come in my pants"
(, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 8:26, 1 reply)
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