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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Millenium bug re-post
1999 inspired strange fantasies in many people's heads. At best, there were fears that hoovers and washing machines would pack up. At worst, some feared armageddon and the end of the world as we know it.

I went to stay with a friend who lived out in the sticks in Leicestershire and had a huge garden. He showed me the reinforced fence he'd just completed, complete with floodlights. Also the cellar he'd dug under the house, filled with tinned peaches, beans and long life pita bread. He'd tried to get a gun, he informed me, and failed. He'd just have to be vigillant.

"What the fuck is all this for?" I protested.

He then explained that when the year 2000 began, there would be massive food and power shortages and that people from the village would descend on him with flaming torches, to raid his stash of food. he was prepared, he'd ride out the chaos.

He was still offering me rusty tins of peaches 5 years later.

(And yes, I did shag him.)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:27, 13 replies)
Sorry. I'm possessed by the spirit of Godfrey Bloom.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:37, closed)
So as it turns out, it was all to get you to shag him.
Great success.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:39, closed)
No, it was because he genuinely convinced himself that people would starve and be driven to crazed, desperate attacks on his property
...but there is summat sexy about men who get all intense
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:44, closed)
To be fair... no-one attacked his property, so his plan worked pretty well.
Especially with the bonus shag.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 19:46, closed)

 who get all intense tals
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:56, closed)
Is there anyone you won't let hang out the back of you?
(apart from George!)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:09, closed)
I don't do overweight, baldy guys

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:54, closed)
You're all class

(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 23:52, closed)
+ yet

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:27, closed)
Rusty Peach?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 20:24, closed)
I'm not sure who the biggest idiot is here.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:27, closed)
Would you prefer to stick to sensible, educational forums, where people aren't invited to post about daft, risky things they and others have done?
I can post some sensible stories about exes who haven't done outlandish things if you like, though that might be a tad boring.

Nope? Thought not.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:01, closed)
Did he ever
...come clean?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 19:20, closed)

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