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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.

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I must have met a dozen people who've claimed they used to go tipping over cows when they were yoofs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:32, 16 replies)
I have a friend who swears that we went cow tipping together.
Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:47, closed)
you expect us to believe that a dozen of the people you've met have bothered to talk to you?
^ fantasist ^
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:10, closed)
oh zing!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:44, closed)
if "tipping" is a euphemism for wanking in your part of the world...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:17, closed)
you need massive fists to frig a heifer

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:45, closed)
ummm ... apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:45, closed)
And that's why your parents wouldn't get you Hulk Hands for Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:06, closed)
I went tip cowing once.
Covered the local amenity in British Friesians, thereby baffling both the herds of cows, and of hard hatted workmen.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:39, closed)
i tried to go cow tipping once, we went to push the cow and it moved
and then it chased us and we ran like little girls
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:07, closed)
Prezactly.
Prefuckingzactly. What the fuck sort of herbivore would just stand there and let little teenage predators try to push it over.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:33, closed)
I didn't even know that was a thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:11, closed)
ask your mum
she got cow-tipped regularly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:34, closed)
Well.....
I don't know what to say....
(Cow_Tipping_Samurai, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 13:34, closed)
no bull?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 15:39, closed)
I tipped a cow
for its friendly and attentive service throughout the course of my meal.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:40, closed)
Fly Tipping is much easier

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 16:04, closed)

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