Fears and PhobiasI'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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Your mother never lived you, and your sexual partners view you as nothing more than a piece of meat.Either that, or your just a cack-handed spazz, who can't eat the simplest of foods without showering the surrounding area with crumbs.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:48,
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My mother LIVES me!Most people I know get served breakfast in bed by their children on special occasions - as a treat! I see you prefer to refer to children as sexual partners.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:52,
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Curses!And I'd have gotten away with it if I hadn't been meddling with kids!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:06,
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